got the pancakes

(verb): Got the raw end of a deal.
Named after the infamous legal battle between Theodore and Garfield Rosenfeld when their father made them choose between two undisclosed keys as their inheritance. One key was to a safety deposit box containing his fortune while the other was to a large vault filled with freshly baked pancakes. Theodore (who drew the key to the locker) eventually sued Garfield for a quarter of the fortune.

"Frank broke his leg right after he was drafted to the NFL. He really got the pancakes on that one."

by RandomHistorian187 June 12, 2013

Pancake Pudding

The act of ejaculating in your hand and smacking someone across the face with it.

me: Hey babe you want some pancakes for breakfast?
babe: yes!! :D hehe
me: Pancake Pudding bitch!!!

by 1mind September 22, 2010

bad pancake

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.

Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."
Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

by DoomedfromtheStart00 July 3, 2017

paincakes

Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.

I'M ABOUT TO SERVE YOU SOME PAINCAKES, HOLD THE CAKES.

by k_cuz July 9, 2010

pancake popping

Taking the virginity of a flat chested girl.

"I'm out pancake popping tonight. Wish me luck".

by Mad Dog Biscuit December 4, 2016

national pancake day

IHOP's National Free Pancake Day is February 20. You must take off of work and school to attend your nearest IHOP.

Me, Cohen, Froto and Nuggz are skipping school on February 20 to go to National Pancake Day.

by Beim February 10, 2007

Emo Pancake

The sense of feeling moody, emotional, deep introspection and generally feeling down. This emotional state is often accompanied by a longing to remain depressed and wallow in self-pity.

I'm a total Emo Pancake today and can't listen to enough of The Smiths.

A: Want to go out to lunch?
B: No. I'm sleepy and a little Emo Pancake.
A: Oh, so do you want to go watch a movie?
B: No. I'm an Emo Pancake today, I don't want to do anything but smoke and drink coffee....alone.

by L. Sims June 3, 2010