curry-piping

The action of squating bare-bottomed over an open-mouthed individual and excreting directly down said individuals throat in an act of degradtion as oppose to one of pleasure-seeking, though this is optional.

When Jill woke with a horrible taste in her mouth to see Jack's gaping anus dripping with fresh faeces she realised she'd been given a curry-piping she would not soon forget.

by Donnchadh Tiernan March 21, 2008

pilingui

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.

I hired a fine pilingui last night -- she blew me away.

by Marc_D May 2, 2016

piping your head

Boosting your own confidence or feeling yourself

Ok now you're piping your head

by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016

Piling

Doing nothing, typically while hungover the day after over-imbibing. Essentially being a pile of shit on a couch.

“Donna’s not coming to brunch, she’s piling.”

by aintnolaws September 8, 2019

peeing tool

Penis

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”

by JagBomb September 13, 2020

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019