Piddle

Like baby pee. Used for when others are so weak that they weaken the proper formed and spirited humans to their creepy ugly immature level by being present. An apathetic boring and weak attitude that doesn't shop or dress catlytically.

I was hung ho to finish a work out and design gymnast stirrup silverlake sandals, but then the piddle conformists showed up and I cried about being weak and ugly dressed to fit in with them.

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021

Piddle

A dick!

STFUATTP. Shut the fuck up and take this piddle.

by Piddlebaby23 October 13, 2023

Piddle

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.

There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!

by Hooliganasm November 06, 2021

Piddle

an expression used to inform someone you have encountered an issue involving only yourself.

'I am in a bit of a piddle'

by licherlay July 18, 2022

piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist

"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"

by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017

piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 05, 2017

The Piddles

The Piddles is a slang term for people who have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate. Generally, used by older individuals who tend to have this problem.

Man, I had the piddles last night. It took forever to get back to sleep.

by fiendish5022 August 18, 2022