Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

piddlepuss

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating

Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss

by Buguba October 16, 2023

Tummy Puddles

Upon conclusion of intercourse, one removes his sword from the tunnel and releases tummy puddles on the opposing partners stomach.

When I was just about to finish, I pulled out and gave her some tummy puddles.

by @SlickNick911 February 6, 2015

Little paddles

Another way to say feet.

"Look at his little paddles!"

by cupcakegirl74 February 16, 2017

Piddle

A mix of puddle and pissed. A nice term to describe a dog taking a pee. Often used in excess while potty training a puppy.

Little Ruby the poodle piddled on her newspaper.

Did she piddle on her walk?

She snuck off and did a piddle on the carpet.

by Pooksie December 15, 2010

piddle-piss

The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.

"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."

by dablainester July 17, 2009

Piddle Fartin'

Goofing off or wasting time.

"Come on, quit piddle fartin' around."

by Jorrey March 1, 2014