PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman

John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN

by Codybrooks October 23, 2017

Plumpo

A fat person.

'Look at that big Plumpo over there, he's huge!'

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Plumpasaurus

A wildly idiotic creature that tends to search for leaves and fruits in exclusive laser tag arenas and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is extremely similar to the Chonkasaurus with the mild exception of weighing 735 lbs more.

This is the ladies locker room! There are no Plumpasauruses allowed here!

Madam please restrain your Plumpasaurus. It is seducing Moto Moto.

Please have your Plumpasaurus fixed/neutered. It has impregnated all of my poor hamsters.

by Plumpasaurus February 20, 2021

Fatty Plumpkin

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.

The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008

lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Super Plumpkin

A Super Plumpkin is a variation on the regular Plumpkin, albeit, while the man is receiving a blow job and pooping, he is also eating a sandwich.

Sheila made me a sandwich, then offered to blow me while i took a poop, altogether, it was the best Super Plumpkin ever concocted

by isaac_rath_124 November 2, 2009

plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.

It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.

by PMax October 8, 2008