phooping

Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>

Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?

Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.

by GoddTodd Evans October 24, 2007

phophobia

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.

Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.

by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009

phosphorus fart

The fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. The sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name "phosphorus fart".

I just got over this cold but I was still phosphorus farting.

by Lord Vapor December 6, 2006

phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

by monkiki February 25, 2005

phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

Phopped

Photo chopped, photo shopped.

Demi's hip bone on the cover of W magazine was so phopped.

by snarkyyy May 23, 2010

phoophie

Fluffy animal fur.

That sheep has phoophie coat. Those stuff animals are phoophie!

by thereddalek19 November 16, 2012