Little phallus

Tiny little nugget penis

Hey he lied he’s a Little phallus

by Nuggetlover1000 December 12, 2017

Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.

Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.

by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021

phallus flopper

Person known to flop copious amounts of phallus on unsuspecting foreheads

I am known as a phallus flopper because I flopped copious amounts of phallus on sylvie's forehead

by Jeff#1 September 5, 2008

Phallus Hoarder

About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.

Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.

Example 1:

Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu

Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.

Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?

Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!

Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.

Example 2:

Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.

Guy: I didn't ask...

Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks

Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.

by Amk October 4, 2010

Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus

God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

phallusphobia

an extremely ridiculous, but sadly real, fear of male genitalia.

Cat suffers from phallusphobia.

by Miiss Cat September 30, 2006

Phallusize

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.

Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.

by txredhead March 29, 2011