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phallic man

a super hero that looks lie a penis thats what made him funny he shoot didldos at the evil he is a rigid staff of justice
" LOOK IN THE SKY ITS FALIC MAN SOOTING HIZ JIZZ_O_RAY AT BIG GAY BUBBA AND EARL THe JANITOR!!"
by marklar July 23, 2004
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phallic narcissist

One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.

Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.

Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.

Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.

A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
by redzone1 March 26, 2009
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phallicookie

A cookie baked in the shape of a phallus.
"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna shove my phallicookie in your mouth."
by felixsofia January 27, 2010
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Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."
by G Laz! August 29, 2011
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phallic pretzel art

The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.
During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.
by Allierace November 25, 2014
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phallicy

Deceptive or false appearance of one's own penis size.
Jen hooked up with Jake after the rumor of his man hood spread, only to be deflated by the phallicy that made her so curios in the first place.
by akak1701 January 5, 2008
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phallic

Adjective
Erection inducing.
Something that is phallic is awesome to the point of being erotic. Also, it can describe something that actually is erotic.
Charleton Heston finds guns phallic.

Dude, that tranny is phallic
by The Wangstein November 15, 2005
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