phallicy

Deceptive or false appearance of one's own penis size.

Jen hooked up with Jake after the rumor of his man hood spread, only to be deflated by the phallicy that made her so curios in the first place.

by akak1701 January 5, 2008

phallic

Adjective
Erection inducing.
Something that is phallic is awesome to the point of being erotic. Also, it can describe something that actually is erotic.

Charleton Heston finds guns phallic.

Dude, that tranny is phallic

by The Wangstein November 15, 2005

phallic column

The penis is considered the phallic column.

Most men have phallic columns.

by Rofoman May 10, 2006

phallic

worthy of worship, just like my penis

My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you shall see as heads collide, and mine remains the victor.

by lucian November 23, 2003

golden phallic object

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.

the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"

by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021

phallical

A prick. A man who is arrogant just because he has balls and a dick which he thinks makes him superior when really he is a dumb dick.

He is phallically arrogant in the way he acts around those women.

by Mousy Kitten January 9, 2018

giganto phallicism

the state of having a giant phallus; figuratively, bold as a man with a giant phallus

I couldn't keep denying the Holocaust after facing such poor reception. Ahmedinejad must have a case of giganto phallicism.

by Jaggers September 24, 2009