Elijah Peterson

A Kid who is Extremely dumb and lazy with little to no work effort, he always plays on his phone in any class he is in because he doesn't care if his future involves a McDonald's drive thru for 25 years

Who that elijah peterson kid is really dumb, so much so that he just might be a freshmen for years to come

by SkoolShooter November 22, 2019

Judy Peterson

A 69 year old teacher (no cap fr), she is deaf and horny. she also is going blind. she hates all her students and likes to abuse them. She also claims to be a gamer, but i call bull.

Bill: oh my gosh she is so deaf i called her Judy Peterson and she didnt hear me

by Mrs Capinigro March 25, 2022

Peter Peterson

a man person of great business sense.

Oh wow that man is surely a Peter Peterson!

by Bubba Cheeks November 3, 2009

Jordan Peterson

Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.

Shut up you far-left twat or I'll go Jordan Peterson on your ass.

by C J B November 6, 2019

Scott Peterson

Narcissist, murderer and sociopath.

That guy seems like a possible Scott Peterson.

by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

Peterson

The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.

I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.

by Flapjackandy December 3, 2007

Peterborough

Peterborough is a place most well known for it's population owning at least 2 sheds

Have you been to Peterborough?

Yeah thats the place with the sheds right?

by Crashplays September 9, 2018