Pepsi

For when they're out of coke.

Person 1: Why do they even sell Pepsi?
Person 2: For when they're out of coke.

by Lurielle September 25, 2010

Pepsi

What you get when all the ice in your Coca-Cola melts, making it all watered-down.

"Dammit, all the ice in my Coke melted. Anybody want a Pepsi?"

by shiznannigan December 07, 2003

Pepsi

Just some drink that turns grown-ups teeth into tombstones and makes children run around like theyre nuclear powered.

Neighbour: 'Gees Doris your kid is so energetic! Is he on speed? By the way when did you last visit a dentist?'

Doris: 'We just won a years worth of Pepsi cola'

by apoo August 01, 2004

Pepsi

The retarded step child of Coca-Cola products. Basically the employees of Coca-cola thought it would be really funny to take the original formula of Coke, put MORE carbonated water and LESS syrup into the mix, then add a small amount of heroin and a mysterious amount of drain cleaner. They sold their first batch on April 1st, 1939 in a small disclosed location. One year later the formula was brought to the public and those addicted those too stupid enough to read the ingredients.

Guy One: "What are you drinking?"
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"

Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."

by FrickleFrackle22 August 25, 2009

Pepsi

What happens when you mix coke with sewage.

I prefer my coke without sewage thanks. Keep the Pepsi away!

by Brienne January 22, 2004

Pepsi

The name for a person/comp that tried to rip off your idea but just ended up making it worse... yours,coca-cola=the real thing, will always be superior!

The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always coca-cola
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola!

by coca October 22, 2003

Pepsi

Inferior to coca cola

Mike only likes Coca cola. He thinks pepsi is some kind of cow urine.

by Mike Wise August 06, 2006