Penis on fire

When a girl goes to give you a blowjob and she asks you for a cigarrete or tries to light one whilst down in your penis area and it maanages to light up your pubes and penis so that your penis becomes on fire

Jake : OMG dont tell anyone but abbie was giving it to me and took a fag and set fire to my pubes and gave me a penis on fire

Adam : haha, u infertile loser

by dani314 October 30, 2008

Penisanus

A penisanus is an incompetent old person, like a fossil, mostly wearing glasses, major brain damage and acts like a sloppy dick throughout the day.
A penisanus does not have girlfriend, is a virgin and in his sparetime you'll find him jackin' it to german internetporn

You can't teach that penisanus anything, he's way too stupid.

That penisanus has been jackin' it 'till he got a raphke on his weener!

That turd is more intelligent than a penisanus.

There's something wrong with that dude... He might be a penisanus

by Danny Frings March 12, 2011

Penisopolis

A state of mind in which you feel cocky.

It's so sunny, I feel penisopolis.

by Peanutopolis March 15, 2011

Penistone

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole

Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!

by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008

penisonic

A brand of high definition camera

Go-pro's main competitors included penisonic and Kodak

by D Flawless September 14, 2020

Penisore

A gnarly STD which in fact, makes your penis sore

guy1: damn it, you were right, Jenelle totally gave me a penisore

guy2: I so told you. but don't go to the free clinic, she works there.

by rayrayak February 24, 2011

penisosaurus

a very large penis.

The girl fears getting her fling's penisosaurus into her.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 28, 2014