the hunk of christleton
by snoop dogg - the guy he cheated on! September 04, 2003
'givus 10 pence like'
by Jonny October 01, 2003
The act of giving a rim job to a selfish person who didn’t bother to clean their ass before the act.
Did you see that Trump press conference? Wow Vice President Mike gave Trump such a pence job that trump didn’t need to wipe after
by Moylo the pup March 14, 2020
A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.
In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.
This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.
In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.
This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.
by Dr. Steven Chang January 09, 2018
Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".
"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"
by brosephkirk January 10, 2012
The fly the quickly became famous staying on Mike Pence head for about 2 minutes. The fly probably got stuck to lots of hairspray, and is attracted to bull shit and lies.
by lellow_duckie January 22, 2021
An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.
I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023