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Muddy Pepperoni

When a woman inserts her erect nipples into the man’s asshole. Ice is permittable in achieving this move.
Stephanie gave me a muddy pepperoni before you got here, so needless to say I’m ready to party.
by Batesyboy October 6, 2018
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dude pepperoni

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!
by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021
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Mid Pepperoni

This is a euphemism for being in the middle of sex. Can also be used for being in the middle of eating a piece of pepperoni or pepperoni pizza, although this is far less interesting
Dude, I was mid pepperoni and then out of the blue she grabbed my nuts. It completely ruined the mood.
by Mr Pepperoni May 17, 2022
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Brooklyn Pepperoni

A sad sack of shit Pepperoni from Domino's pizzeria, both literally and metaphorically. First iterated in the streets of Brooklyn it's when a rat becomes encamped in a homeless man's sock looking for foot cheese and is consumed whole in the skin of the sock resulting in an encased turd that's then log-split and distributed on Domino's "specialty" pizza.
Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.
by ithinkimst0ned September 19, 2022
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Peepertunity

An unexpected opportunity to peep at something or someone that would otherwise be unacceptable.

To sneak a peak.
"Quick chick peepertunity ladies: Check out Mr. Hottie reaching up and changing our office lightbulb. He's exposing his 6-pack and the top of his fluorescent green boxers!!"

"Dude! Sweet peepertunity! Check out the rack on Ms. Stacked in the low-cut sweater-she almost popped out when she dropped her pen on the floor!"
by pseuzieq December 20, 2009
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Peteroni

A great white basketball player, often the long version of Pete or Peter. Famous for shooting three-pointers. Originated in late 2010 in Avon Ohio, but now world-famous.
Guy #1: Dang, did you see Peteroni swish that three?
Guy #2: Who didn't? It's been all over ESPN!
by Peteroni April 18, 2013
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Pesceronian

Similar to Pescetarian "someone who doesn't eat meat, but does eat fish" Pesceronians are: "someone who doesn't eat meat, but does eat fish AND pepperoni on their pizza!".

woot!
Q: Hey bro, I was going to get pepperoni on our pie to grub during the game, but you're a pescetarian, right?
A: Naw bro, I'm a pesceronian, pepperoni its all good - order the xtra large, double pep.
by Shissla December 6, 2013
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