lead in pencil

it is said of people of little strength, character or resolve. also said about men who can't get an erection during sex.

I slept with Roger last night. He couldn't get it up. he's got no lead in pencil (or no lead in his pencil).

by Yoova September 17, 2006

pencilled in

Tentatively scheduled or tentatively planned. Sometimes used to give the appearance of wanting to meet when no such desire exists.

Ok John, I've got you pencilled in for two o'clock on Thursday unless something comes up.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

pencil parer

Usually shortened to just "parer" In Ireland this is the name given to a pencil sharpener

Can I borrow your pencil parer?
I need a parer

by wild rover December 12, 2014

Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).

Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome

by wide idiot June 21, 2020

Percilitate

(v) To make it appear as though one is doing work, to deter others from asking you to do real work by doing things that make you seem busy; To avoid confrontation with another through false labor or duties

I saw my boss coming over my way so i started to percilitate to avoid getting in trouble for wasting time on the job again.

by BoredRower October 25, 2005

Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.

"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."

by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011

pencil shit

When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.

I walked in to the stall to find a long narrow shit. Someone must have taken a pencil shit.....

by person uno December 22, 2013