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National Pecan Pie Day

When : July 12th

National Pecan Pie Day is a great day to eat pie....Pecan Pie!

If you like nuts, and you like pie, and you like sweets, then today is your day. Sweet and crunchy, Pecan Pie is a regular on the menu of most restaurants. And, for good reason.

Celebrate National Pecan Pie Day by baking and eating pecan pie. Make an extra pie, and give it to a friend. Or, bring a pecan pie to work to share with co-workers. If you don't have time to bake today, go to the store or a restaurant.
by lisabugg February 15, 2014
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glazed pecan

A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.
See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!

My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!
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juan el picante

An old monk who falls in wells, shatters glasses, and has a usual response of "OH!".
Abi: Good evening Juan
Juan El Picante: "OH!MAY THE LORD BE WITH YE!"
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Have a Pecan Day

Have a Pecan Day is an esoteric way of telling someone to Go "F" themselves. This comment is derived from the "Have a Magical Day" which Disney employees use to tell visitors to screw themselves without actually saying so.
Well fine then, have a Pecan Day!
by Back 9 June 14, 2021
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pecan

by carem January 28, 2003
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pedantsturbation

n. any form of mental masturbation that is particularly pedantic; for instance, officiously correcting others' trivial mistakes with no constructive purpose; also, any type of discourse that is specifically designed to impress or confuse the reader/listener with "big" words and/or fancy phraseology, particularly to disguise the fact that: a) there is no real underlying point, or b) the pedantsturbator in question cannot defend his/her position with sound logic or evidence.

basically, it's like sophistry with an added masturbatorial goal, such as oneupmanship.
those creationists sure do try, but without compelling evidence, no amount of pedantsturbation will convince me that the theory of evolution isn't valid.
by rtarbinar July 6, 2009
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Pecan Crown

When you’re eating a girl out, and just before she nuts, you ever so gently, lick her butthole.
Last night Guy pulled the classic Pecan Crown on his wife, and I don’t think his marriage has been the same since.
by The GuyD January 8, 2021
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