peasantstation

A Playstation owned and used by a console peasant

Bob: I just played on my Peasantstation with 14 gigs of GDDR90000 RAM at 300K...TOTALLY BEATS PC

by an average pc gamer June 2, 2018

school peasants

Individuals that you have to deal with at school. Particularly idiots.

Now I shall leave to join the school peasants on the school bus.

by Pantthapotato December 22, 2013

Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

Peasant Yokel

A low-life being, usually of the lowest class, who works in the fields gathering wheat for the Motherland. Also an insult.

"Oh, look at that peasant yokel, harvesting wheat"
"Look at Arky; he's such a peasant yokel"

by The_Great_Tsar September 10, 2014

laptop peasant

Usually named Derick. A person who has to restart his laptop every 10 seconds. Always has loud TV noises in background. Sister yells at him for eating all his ice cream. Tries to be better than everyone else by killing them in smash bros but everyone knows that smash bros is a console peasant game. Usually has a lenovo laptop and always Has an i3. Usually looks like a tennis ball. hairline also looks like a tennis ball. Always names himself Pikachu., also spells emperor emporer.

"Wait I need to restart my laptop", you really are a laptop peasant

by pika cock sucker 420 69 April 30, 2020

peasants

Lowest class, the serfs.

*burninates peasants*

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Peasant

A lesser being worthy of little to no human rights.
The personification of severely pathetic; an amateur of the utmost degree.
Though the words' origins are rooted in economic status, the current economic correlation to an individual's peasantry is indirect. Granted, 21st Century peasants do frequently carry the inadmirable traits of medieval peasants including offensive hygiene, alarming stupidity, and physical characteristics befitting of ridicule. Unfortunately, these essentially nonessential creatures can be found in most walks of life.

Jesus Quintana: These fucking peasants think they can come to our territory and run shit? I am going to fuck each and every one of them in the ass.
Jose Contreras: Jesus...
Quintana: 'Ju said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus. (storms out)
Bruce Lee: (walks up) Where the fuck did he come from?

by benny b from the bronx August 27, 2007