Dirty PB+J

The act of dipping one`s testicles in jelly, and dipping one`s penis in peanut butter ( or vice versa), and receiving a blowjob involving one`s testicles and penis at the same time.

I got my girlfriend to give me a Dirty PB+J for lunch.

by I'm Jick Rames Bitch! November 25, 2011

Dirty PB & J

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.

Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.

by PI Pat & Sweet Ape November 4, 2007

Canadian PB&J

Happens When a man, usually Canadian, kneels face down into a pillow while another man puts peanut butter and jelly in the crack of the first man's ass, then proceeds to allow a pet of choice to like it off, usually a canine of sorts.

He will be afk for the rest of the night, he's getting the ole Canadian PB&J!

by Shm00kin May 1, 2010

Toilet PB&J

When you poop on your period.

Omg Francis is making a toilet PB&J

by Lehp_71 May 25, 2021

pb&j pasta

nutritional unit frankensteined together when there's no snacks left in the fridge

Microwaved, pb&j pasta steaming before her: "I regret my choices."

by bathroomwriter April 20, 2021

pb&j bj

A Pb & J BJ is when a man slathers his penis with peanut butter and jelly as if he were making the classic sandwhich. Next, his significant other will proceed to give him head.

Hey sugar, ive had a long day at school, care to give me a Pb&J Bj?

by rawdog jackson November 3, 2017

Dirty PB&J

When peanut butter is smeared on a penis and jelly is applied to a woman's asshole, Followed by anal sex then a blowjob.

Girl 1: "What did you have for lunch?"
Girl 2: "My husband made me a Dirty PB&J"

by mohecan August 23, 2014