Couch Payments

A "couch payment" is the term for paying off a debt with sex rather than money.

I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.

by Check1 November 29, 2011

max payne

A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone

A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!

by Kilroy Higgins February 29, 2004

Payne

payne - a person with an incredibly deceiving smile

That payne is the one who is going to get to the top!!

by Python87 December 9, 2011

max payne

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.

Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.

by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004

Pateel

Pateel is a very beutiful,kind,caring,lovable,adorable,sexy,outgoing,energized,happy,funny girl who can get a guy falling for them in seconds. She tries her hardest even though they might not always be sufficient. She doesn’t fall for guys unless they rly charm her. She’s not easy to get but once u do u would have a lifetime full of happiness and laughter. She’s very joyful and full of surprises. Better keep her close because she can make ur life 100x better

Amanda:damn I wish Pateel was my friend even though she’s nice I’m scared to talk to her
Nicole:she gets all the guys but she’s so pretty I can see whyyy

by donttt! December 11, 2019

pakeeza

most purest, most kindest, prettiest girl ever don’t break her heart she’s too pure and kind hearted

people are always like hi pakeeza

by monkeyfarts98 August 1, 2021

barry payne

The most gay ass mother fucking art teacher at grjh that yells at you if you look up for 2 fucking seconds.

*drawing* *looks up* get busy your way behind do you want an f in this class i will call your parents with that attitude i give you barry payne

by Nick w. November 10, 2013