call partied

When you want to call your boyfriend but he is in a party with his friends on Xbox

Girl 1: I wanted to talk to James last night but he was in a party.

Girl 2: girl you totally got call partied.

by nochillgf September 8, 2015

Butt Pastie

An anal excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. Can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the anal cavity before pastie construction.

I found some corn in my girlfriends butt pastie!
two girls, one cup assplay shitfood howdidienduphere

by Rasputin Kaboob February 6, 2018

pasted-out

-What happens to your saliva after ingesting/smoking marijuana.
-When saliva becomes a "pastey" texture.

"Man, I am SO pasted-out!"

by Forbiddenforgotten November 6, 2008

pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.

My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.

by A_Man_00 September 4, 2013

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004

Get Nate fucking pattied

Getting Nate pattied is when a anti social person try’s to get fucked and when he finds his prey he gets recorded by a douchebag and the prey try’s to run out last minutes OOPS YA GOT NATE PATTIED

Guy with the phone:When she went to the bathroom she don Get Nate fucking pattied
The victim:nigga

by CJCoolBoyZ April 18, 2019

Anal Pastie

Dervived from an Asshole, and the shit that comes out of it, an anal pastie is what someone is usually considered to eat if they are a shit eater, or lick peoples arseholes (figuratively). Anal pastie is usually used as follows...
Goddamn,

Bob, you really do eat your Dads anal pasties don't you. You lick more ass than a hungry blind canine.

Or

Fucking hell James, did you want to eat anymore of his/her anal pasties? You shitraping motherfucking poo prodder.

by Profanosaurus September 17, 2008