lesbian at parties

A phenomenon that occurs only at parties, wherein the female revelers will begin acting in a homo-erotic manner to impress their male dates - however, when confronted with actual pussy, have no idea what they are doing, and no desire to find out.

Person One: "Omfg check out Emma...oh hawt."
Person Two: "It's a trap, she's straight."
Person One: "Then why is she kissing my date?"
Person Two: "Cuz she's bein' a cocktease...she caught Blink's eye a few weeks ago and when she got her alone, she freaked out. "
Person One: "Bummer, just a lesbian at parties."

by Soror August 28, 2006

Parrisite

The term Parrisite refers to a business associate who relies on, or brown-nosing wannabe who seeks, political patronage, from Rex Parris mayor of Lancaster, California. Also used to refer to Antelope Valley power brokers.

"Apparently he's another Parrisite, trying to win favor with Rex by speaking in favor of the Wal-Mart Supercenter next to Quartz Hill High School.

by Sick N. Tired July 23, 2009

Parris Island

An island in south carolina surrounded by festering swamp shit water and used to contain marine corps recruits in training. At any given time on this island it will smell like airborne defecation and recruit ass.

I would escape from parris island and swim through the disgustingness but im scared ill grow scales and a third eye...

by Ihaveabiggreendickinme October 15, 2009

parkie

A person who lives in the park cities of dallas aka highland park or university park

Look at those rich parkies in their mercedes-benz & BMWs.

by w00tang July 30, 2005

Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good

OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.

by LETTUCEY May 19, 2021

prarie doggin

where one has to take a fatty dump and has part of turd sticking out of their ass, but is somewhere a toilet is unaccessable....they are forced to suck it back in...like a prarie dog goes in and out of its hole.

dude, i gotta take a shit but their arent any toilets around here, looks like i'll just have to prarie dog it.

by hardcore rocker January 27, 2005

prarie dog

When you gotta poop so bad that the poo pops out and goes back in, just like a prarie dog does.

I think I'm gonna go prarie dog hunting but first i gotta poo cause i'm prarie doggin it.

by Sphinctar May 12, 2004