Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"
by topbantz August 19, 2015
Get the Parred mug.The worst people on the planet. They are comparable to the grease on the floor of gas station bathrooms. They think the Government, TV Networks, and everyone else should take care of their kids, except them. They bitch and file their "FCC Indecency Complaints" every time Saturday Night Live accidentally airs an uncensored "Fuck" after Midnight, because "Their Children Are Watching".
" Getting hate mail from the Parents Television Council is like getting hate mail from Hitler. They're literally horrible people."- Seth MacFarlane
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something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don't worry kids, their are sites you can get on
by web secrets December 7, 2003
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by Megatron prime March 5, 2019
Get the parents mug.The people who insist on ruining every happy moment in your life. They try to tell you that they are protecting you but what they really are doing is killing your spirits! They bring you down for something so stupid that it is uncomprehendable!
by loathsome child December 28, 2005
Get the parents mug.Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.
Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*
Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*
Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
by lolzernone121 March 12, 2015
Get the Asian Parents mug.Nazi organization of soccer momsand conservatives. Hell bent on repealing the 1st amendment and illegalizing(sic)
any form of media that isn't about pink bunnies and ponies.
Hate video games also and try get any anti game legislation passed. Dis any show that mocks Christianity or promotes homosexuality.
any form of media that isn't about pink bunnies and ponies.
Hate video games also and try get any anti game legislation passed. Dis any show that mocks Christianity or promotes homosexuality.
Are people actually dumb enough to believe the shit that comes outta the Parents Television Council?
by Disgruntled Gamer January 27, 2008
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