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Surprise Package

When a man goes into a girl's room with a camera in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and masturbates until he is about to cum. When he is on the verge of cumming, he begins recording, yells "Surprise!", waking her up, and cums on her face. He then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.
-Yo dude what'd you do last night?
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .
by Kevin Gay1 November 14, 2009
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Makka Pakka

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen
Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.
by Madie Lee June 28, 2020
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physics package

The nuclear components that comprise the core of a nuclear weapon; as opposed to the non-nuclear components.

The combination of fissile uranium/plutonium, fusion fuel, high explosive lenses, tampers, and x-ray reflecting materials would be considered the 'physics package'. Other components of a weapon, such as guidance systems, triggers, and motors or engines would not.
I want you to open up this Tomahawk missile, so we can see what's gone wrong. But don't touch the physics package!
by i'mbatman December 13, 2009
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Atom and His Package

A punk-rock "band" consisting of Atom and his synthesizer (known as the Package).
Atom and His Package played in my town, and he's 100% punk.
by Skitzo August 11, 2004
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Paraballistic

1)Word used to describe a person, animal, situation, condition or event that has rapidly achieved a heightened state of agitation.

2)A person, place or thing that is far beyond the ordinary by comparison to like persons, places or things.

3)Going beyond wild, ballistic or berserk.
The chimp went paraballistic and ripped the woman's face off then ate it with a banana and a nice chianti.
by Paraballistic March 4, 2009
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pakachocho

pakachocho the word that means nothing
como que pakachocho
by 🦻🏿 October 26, 2020
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pakrat

A slur for pakistani people

This slur was made by rats in sewers during the 1300s when they saw a group of pakistani people walking by
Remy is such a filthy pakrat
by hamzter March 26, 2021
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