millie parfait

Chaos incarnate infused with perversion.

something millie parfait would say: ‘man, i just wanna live in ewiwa’s armpit.’

by og93percemt August 26, 2023

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024

The Parfait

Frieza's street name, because of how slick he looks. French for perfect.

Frieza: 🥷s call me The Parfait, 'cause I'm sweet in the cut!

by ChickenBiscuits27 September 29, 2024

Peanut Buster Parfait

A sex act in which a man’s (or woman’s) testicles are covered in a dessert (preferably ice cream and scorching hot fudge for maximum CBT) and then repeatedly stomped on

Dennis’s favorite kind of cock and ball torture is a Peanut Buster Parfait, partly because he gets to eat the mess after

by CarrollCarpenter October 3, 2020

Gas station parfait

When a man performs a creampie on another in a gas station restroom, it's fruity, creamy and topped with nuts.

"That was one hell of a gas station parfait" he said as he toweled off his face

by Oops all nuts March 12, 2026

Pollionational Excrollonial Parfantlegion Gremmalenion

1. A term for an imagined philosophical or sociopolitical doctrine advocating for the reconciliation of historical injustices, perfection of cultural synergy, and formation of a utopian global federation.

2. A hypothetical, multifaceted concept referring to a grand, convoluted system or framework that blends aspects of international cooperation, colonial legacy, cultural perfectionism, and global allegiance to an abstract governing ideal.

As a tongue-in-cheek critique, the journalist described the government's overly ambitious policy as a modern take on pollionational excrollonial parfantlegion gremmalenion—a concept so complex, it might as well be fictional.

by omlwoooordddd November 22, 2024