Periscope

The act of checking out other females while slow dancing with someone

Rick: saw you slow dancing with Heather. You were all over the place.
Roger: nah man, I was periscoping Sheila. She's phat
Rick: ye ol' periscope

by ButtonGlutton November 17, 2019

Periscope

a form of cunnilingus; in which the receiving partner is sitting atop the giving partners shoulders, facing the opposite direction with their vagina in the giving partners face.

Usually performed in a high ceilinged closet or room.

My buddy John said he periscoped his girl Kate the other night, Thank God he has that 10 ft closet. He almost drowned lol.

by jb42069 February 5, 2021

Parvascoles

Parvas-coles (n)

Parvascoles is a serious disease that forms when you drink shower water.

The main symptom of the disease is a shrinkage of your penis.

If you have accidentally drank shower water and have experienced your penis getting smaller, contact a doctor immediately.

“Hey are you alright Alan?”
“No man, I got parvascoles.”

by smellsfishyinhere April 14, 2021

Parascovia

Parascovia is a sweet, nice, and thoughtful girl who always strives for her goals. Usually complains about everything and is a bit pessimistic sometimes, but when you talk to her, you feel the world stops.

"Omg Parascovia you look tired"
"Parascovia told me this is the best wine in the world, even better than Rioja Duero"

by vlad_the_4th November 23, 2021

Parascience

Parascience refers to systems of inquiry that exist alongside established science but operate outside its formal methodologies, verification standards, or institutional frameworks. Unlike pseudoscience, parascience does not necessarily reject scientific reasoning; instead, it explores speculative, emerging, or currently untestable ideas such as higher dimensions, consciousness fields, or extraphysical phenomena. Parascience often serves as a conceptual testing ground where ideas are developed before becoming scientifically formalized—or dismissed. It occupies a gray zone between science, philosophy, and metaphysics, frequently criticized for lack of rigor but valued for imaginative hypothesis generation.

Parascience — Example

A group of researchers studies consciousness as a field-like phenomenon that interacts weakly with physical matter. Their models borrow from physics and neuroscience but lack direct experimental validation. While not accepted by mainstream science, the work is internally consistent and mathematically framed, placing it in parascience rather than pseudoscience.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Parascience Theory

A body of knowledge that exists alongside or parallel to mainstream science, using some of its language and methods but operating with fundamentally different, often looser, epistemic rules. It addresses similar questions (consciousness, anomalous phenomena) but accepts anecdote, personal revelation, or untestable axioms as valid evidence. It's a neighboring kingdom with a similar-looking but distinct constitution.

Example: "The study of crystal healing as a vibrational medicine is a Parascience Theory. It uses science-y terms ("frequency," "resonance") and may cite poorly controlled studies, but its core premise—that quartz can channel healing energy—is not falsifiable within the standard scientific framework. It's a parallel track of explanation."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Parascientific Paradigms

The grand, overarching theoretical frameworks within parasciences that are unfalsifiable by design. Like Thomas Kuhn's scientific paradigms, they dictate what questions are valid and what counts as evidence, but they are immune to revolution by empirical anomaly because anomalies are defined away as part of a conspiracy or as "not yet understood" within the paradigm.

Parascientific Paradigms Example: The "Ancient Astronaut" paradigm. Any archaeological mystery is evidence for the theory (aliens built the pyramids). The absence of evidence is also evidence (the cover-up). Any scientific debunking is framed as close-mindedness. This parascientific paradigm is a totalizing belief system that consumes all data, positive or negative, as fuel.

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026