the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"
by robharry October 23, 2011
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When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008
Get the paralyzer mug.The inability to utter what you want to say, after T.S. Eliot's character in "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
Friend B: "The girl wanted me to ask her out...I couldn't though, and suffered from Prufrockian Paralysis.
by Wallace Carlos June 20, 2009
Get the Prufrockian Paralysis mug.In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009
Get the Paralyzed Kitten mug.-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009
Get the paralyzed parking mug.The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.
I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.
by J Awesome March 24, 2009
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