Paintball

airsoft owns paintball in every aspect of the game, accuracy
range
power(my gun)

paintball sucks for the people who wan tto play tag with paint how reatrded is that....

airsoft is the best sport ever invented, owns all paintball, ive owned paintballers with my airsoft guns.
by brian kim March 03, 2006
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Paintball

A sport where most of the players profess its superiority to airsoft, just as many airsoft players do to paintball, when in actuality they are two different games appealing to different people for different reasons and can't really be compared to each other.
Guy 1: Paintball is the best, airsoft sucks so much in comparison!

Guy 2: No paintball sucks, it's so unrealistic and super expensive compared to airsoft!

Guy 3: SHUT UP! Two different games for different people, just play whichever one you like best and leave it at that!
by The Very Merry Crusader January 11, 2015
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Paintball

A dumb fucking "sport" played with "guns" that in reality are a gadget that shoots "paintballs", the eponyms of note.

This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...

The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...

The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!

The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
Paintball! What a ridiculous excuse for reality!!!
by J. Michael Reiter November 07, 2004
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Paintball

That one airsoft wannabe that is a simulation of a mix of full male bukkakes and orgys and can also be considered faggots who cant deal with cheaters them selves because there dumbass pussies
Random person: i like paintball Random person 2: geez wat a faggot ass pussy
by Mrlongdick February 15, 2018
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Paintballer

Someone that plays paintball frequently that is pretty awesome. Usually the cool kids at school buuuut they always act gangster which gets annoying as fuck but theyre still coo'.
god he fuckin OWND my ass in the pits
yeah. hes a gangster ass mo'fucka. he told u hed pop a cap in ur ass.
yeah he did.
and he followed thru on that threat 2. he is a gangsta mofuckin paintballer
by Chace123 December 07, 2008
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Paintball Girl

Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)
Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!
by Meabbhos August 16, 2011
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Paintball God

One who is a skilled and knowledgable in all aspects of Paintball. (in otherwords, not Ray Darkness)
Excells at not only Speedball.... but also Urban and Wooded events. Knows which type of marker/gear best suits each enviroment accordingly.
by Xtreme Sports January 30, 2005
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