Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

plating the gary

The act of pleasuring your partner's anus using your tongue. See also 'rimming'.

Chris wasn't sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. He tried it, and they weren't lying.

by Ron Plywood February 2, 2017

Prating

Prating, which is short for pre-dating, means to date in middleschool. The point of Pre-dating is to find out what type of personality traits you like in someone and maybe even to bring it to the next level when you get to highschool if you're serious with someone, which then you are dating them to find out if they're marriage material.

"Mom I asked out a girl and now we're Prating." (Boy is in middleschool at the time of saying this.)

by elicarden12 April 24, 2017

Plating My Hamburger

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.

"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

cart parting

to create a path between two inconsiderate shoppers in a grocery store aisle by emanating nonverbal cues of frustration or impatience. After the cart part, no words need be said as the offenders tend to realize their fault and are likely ashamed.

Ted: Wow, that old lady performed a cart part without having to come to a stop.

Frank: I'm sure she's had many years of practice to have such flawless execution with her cart parting.

by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011

Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 7, 2017

Dinner Plating

Dinner plating is the name given to a drinking game reserved for the dirtiest of footy windups. Vodka is poured onto a dinner plate (preferably fine china), the subject removes their under garments and places spread butt cheeks onto said plate. The alcoholic beverage is absorbed through the orifice and drunken carnage ensues.

"Fuuuark that was an epic game, get around me boys im about to do some dinner plating"

by Captain Cornelius February 1, 2020