You think mama can make me some sweet patootie pie like she made for me last year? I don't know she might!
by Holla1041 January 6, 2017

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015

by haewons #1 bbg July 15, 2023

by omgcoolhot February 4, 2023

Another word for a penis.
by Keys Largo April 29, 2022

Another word to define an otter! The word patooti is for an adult otter and a patoot for a baby otter. Best way to define a cute otter.
"Look at those Patooti's at the Aquarium!"
"I want to hold a Patooti."
"Want to go to a Patooti Café?"
"I want to hold a Patooti."
"Want to go to a Patooti Café?"
by Patooti Lover December 30, 2022

A 30 year old named Anthony, that has a really attractive face and hazel eyes. He is very sweet and thoughtful and always brings his gf orange cranberry muffins from Whole Foods. Most likely lives in Los Angeles county.
Tee: you look so handsome even though you have a face spasm and half your face is drooping, you’re still a cutie patootie
Anthony: Gee, thanks, I love you.
Anthony: Gee, thanks, I love you.
by Wifeyyytt January 14, 2025
