by The ZPD April 29, 2009
Get the Oxymoron mug.-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.
by Hotshooter August 18, 2007
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two words with opposite meanings placed next to each other to mean something new
a combination of contridictory words
a combination of contridictory words
by Jess'ca February 21, 2003
Get the oxymoron mug.A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".
- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "
by kartie606 March 8, 2008
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Get the Oxymoron mug.glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills.
oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!
by Draculeen December 12, 2010
Get the oxymoron mug.1. A combination of a noun and an adjective, where the adjective describes the noun in a way that is contradictory to the attributes commonly associated with the thing that the noun represents.
2. Someone who is a total fucking junky for oxycodone and breaks into your car to steal your hairbrush so they can go pawn it off, only to realize that the pawn shop won't take it. Then they go out and suck dick for five bucks a pop to come up with the money to pay for theirs and their drug dealers dope. Next they become a heroin junky because their mom kicked them out of the house and they have to pay five dollars a month to rent a cardboard box behind the Chinese restaurant which means they have to save some of the money they stole for that, and of course the heroin is more cost effective.
2. Someone who is a total fucking junky for oxycodone and breaks into your car to steal your hairbrush so they can go pawn it off, only to realize that the pawn shop won't take it. Then they go out and suck dick for five bucks a pop to come up with the money to pay for theirs and their drug dealers dope. Next they become a heroin junky because their mom kicked them out of the house and they have to pay five dollars a month to rent a cardboard box behind the Chinese restaurant which means they have to save some of the money they stole for that, and of course the heroin is more cost effective.
1. Consensual rape is such an oxymoron.
A homophobic lesbian is an oxymoron.
A chaste whore is an oxymoron.
A smart fucktard is an oxymoron.
An honest politician is definitely an oxymoron.
A retarded genius is an oxymoron.
2.Person one: "Oh my fucking GOD! My window is smashed and I only have liability! Thank God there wasn't anything to steal... wait, my fucking hairbrush is gone. Who the fuck breaks into a car to steal a hairbrush? "
Person 2: "Oxymorons"
A homophobic lesbian is an oxymoron.
A chaste whore is an oxymoron.
A smart fucktard is an oxymoron.
An honest politician is definitely an oxymoron.
A retarded genius is an oxymoron.
2.Person one: "Oh my fucking GOD! My window is smashed and I only have liability! Thank God there wasn't anything to steal... wait, my fucking hairbrush is gone. Who the fuck breaks into a car to steal a hairbrush? "
Person 2: "Oxymorons"
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