oswald

Someone who repeatedly hits with head shots in computer games.

Man....that guy was a total Oswald. He was camped and nailing everybody in the head. I felt just like Kennedy.

by Dick Fitzwell June 27, 2006

Lee Harvey Oswald

Lee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.

As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”

"Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass."
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Dear Dumbass,

May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?

All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.

by iknowmorethanyouaboutthis July 19, 2009

Osvaldo

My freaking bestfriend but doesn't know it osvaldo is very very funny and always makes my dad he's like my twin brother and we always joke around woth jackie

Girl: yoo have you seen osvaldo he's dummy thicc

by Wsppp July 5, 2019

Stefan Osdal

The bassist of the KICK-ASS-WICKED-LOVE-SEX-SPACE-MONKEY band Placebo. He looks like a cross between a troll and pixie, but he's truelly amazing with a bass. And he's hyperactive onstage ^^.

Omgz, the bassist from Placebo, Stefan Osdal, should get those highlights back, Innit!!111

by Calamity13 September 3, 2006

Oswaldo

a small mexican child, normally found in California. Small and fierce, he can run at the speed of donkeys, and smashes down tacos without sheding one beat of sweat.

i found an oswaldo in oakland! Man could that sucka run faassstt!!!

by wtf_monkey February 20, 2009

Oskaloosa

Small town in Southeast Iowa of about 15,000 people. Often called Osky or O-town by its residents. Home of the Oskaloosa Fighting Indians and named for Chief Mahaska's daughter, Oskaloosaloo.

Sally lives in Oskaloosa, but to make it easier to say, she told us to call it Osky.

by SMoore11 January 18, 2011

Oswaldo

A hot Mexican boy who is very athletic. This boy loves to play soccer with his friends and he is very caring. Oswaldo is not player he is a lover and will make any girl fall in love with him.

Oswaldo is so cute
Ugh I can’t believe Oswaldo is taken

by iWillMakeYouHappy December 17, 2019