A joke that makes sense, but isn't funny enough so that normal people will laugh at it. The term comes from the Family Guy episode "Ocean's Three and a Half" where Two and a Half Men is being filmed in front of a live ostrich.
Man 1:"Have you ever seen Two and a Half men? It's hilarious."
Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."
Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."
by WeAreEverything October 19, 2009
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My father is an ostrich voter, he keeps blindly supporting Mrs. XXXX even though the facts indicate she has committed heinous deeds verified by the media and other sources.
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Ostrich Power (or O.P.) is a standard unit of measurement to determine the output brightness of a light placed on the front grill of a vehicle (typically a truck). While standard lights are measured in wattage lights on the front grill of trucks are defined by their OP. There are no licenses needed to obtain a light that is OP.
by Axe-Hole May 4, 2015
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Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”
Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019
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by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
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Apocophilia is a name befitting journalists who keep talking about the upcoming 'Ostrich Years' (2008-2012), that would usher the End.
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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Zephora: "Doesn't Gabriel have that court thing tomorrow?"
Priscilla: "Yes, but he has total Ostrich Syndrome about it. I'm not even sure he's going to show up for it!"
Priscilla: "Yes, but he has total Ostrich Syndrome about it. I'm not even sure he's going to show up for it!"
by tankedgirl November 1, 2010
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