From the Old Bull, Young Bull tale:
The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"
The lesson to be learned here is that instead of being young, immature and stupid, quickly ruining any shot you have at a female, you should play your game like a gentleman; slowly and with much thought. Only by this method will you have your best shot at getting paid.
The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"
The lesson to be learned here is that instead of being young, immature and stupid, quickly ruining any shot you have at a female, you should play your game like a gentleman; slowly and with much thought. Only by this method will you have your best shot at getting paid.
Chris: Dude, I want to get laid so badly this weekend...
Jonathon: You goin' to try to bang Alyssa tonight?
Chris: Yeah, I figure I should just start groping her when we're both drunk.
Overheard Sean: You would be wise to play the Old Bull here.
Chris: This is true; I would have my best shot.
Jonathon: You goin' to try to bang Alyssa tonight?
Chris: Yeah, I figure I should just start groping her when we're both drunk.
Overheard Sean: You would be wise to play the Old Bull here.
Chris: This is true; I would have my best shot.
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