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1860 Akron creates K12 ironically plagiarized from Prussia
1890 American toy America's first statue of Santa Claus. It's blue
1895 ABC RR longest electric train route in the world. 43 die Doodlebug wreck. 2 survive driver and conductor jump to avoid burning/drowning
1899 1st cop car electric top speed 16mph easy escape by foot
1910-20 Akron fastest growing U.S. city. 2018 Ohio has 6 of top 20 cities losing population more than any other state. EVERY DAY since 1960 CLE loses 5 people + 1 Akronite.
Prohibition ends 1933. AA begins in Akron 1935
1934 Soap box derby yeah it's still a thing
1945 Alan Freed "rock and roll" actually a shoeless hillbilly bussed in from West Va to work in the tire plant. Cheated Chuck Berry out of royalties claiming to have written "Maybelline"
1949 national TV evangelism star Rex Humbard begins bilking seniors
1962 Art Modell Browns owner suffers for 30 years without a league title after firing Paul Brown ending their dynasty. He had won 7 in 17 years. Moves team to Baltimore and wins Super Bowl XXXV. Cleveland Browns not a thing 1996-1998
Cuyahoga river burns. This has happened 13 times starting in 1868. 5 people burned to death in 1912
LeBron got the hell out and won 2 for Miami. Came back to win 1 for Cleveland - got the hell out again
SERIAL KILLERS - Ariel Castro, Mike Madison, Sam Sheppard, Ed Edwards, Gary Heidnik, John Demjanjuk, Bob Berdella, Dahmer, Cleveland torso murderer, Tony Sowell
1860 Akron creates K12 ironically plagiarized from Prussia
1890 American toy America's first statue of Santa Claus. It's blue
1895 ABC RR longest electric train route in the world. 43 die Doodlebug wreck. 2 survive driver and conductor jump to avoid burning/drowning
1899 1st cop car electric top speed 16mph easy escape by foot
1910-20 Akron fastest growing U.S. city. 2018 Ohio has 6 of top 20 cities losing population more than any other state. EVERY DAY since 1960 CLE loses 5 people + 1 Akronite.
Prohibition ends 1933. AA begins in Akron 1935
1934 Soap box derby yeah it's still a thing
1945 Alan Freed "rock and roll" actually a shoeless hillbilly bussed in from West Va to work in the tire plant. Cheated Chuck Berry out of royalties claiming to have written "Maybelline"
1949 national TV evangelism star Rex Humbard begins bilking seniors
1962 Art Modell Browns owner suffers for 30 years without a league title after firing Paul Brown ending their dynasty. He had won 7 in 17 years. Moves team to Baltimore and wins Super Bowl XXXV. Cleveland Browns not a thing 1996-1998
Cuyahoga river burns. This has happened 13 times starting in 1868. 5 people burned to death in 1912
LeBron got the hell out and won 2 for Miami. Came back to win 1 for Cleveland - got the hell out again
SERIAL KILLERS - Ariel Castro, Mike Madison, Sam Sheppard, Ed Edwards, Gary Heidnik, John Demjanjuk, Bob Berdella, Dahmer, Cleveland torso murderer, Tony Sowell
Stuck in Ohio - this is actually a common bumper sticker as is FRBR - for rednecks by rednecks. If they only knew what FUBU means.
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