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Yeetable Offense

1.) Used commonly when asking if a prior statement/action is valid enough to reply with "Yeet".

2.) Lesser used Definition, when someone does something unacceptable within the friend group/society they have committed a "Yeetable Offense" which in terms for being removed or "yeeted" from said group or society.
1.) "Bro, did you see how Dylan threw that bottle? Is that a Yeetable Offense?"

"Yes, he absolutely Yeeted that!"

2.) "Guys, I just learned that Alex watched Cuties and liked it, please tell me this is a Yeetable Offense?!?"
by The_Captain_Kirk September 12, 2020
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The Best Offense

The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.
Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!

Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.

Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
by funk potato September 9, 2009
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triple threat offense

1). TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS. Often found in Lebanon mo football.

2.) One way to state your football team wins a lot.
No one can stop us, cause we got the triple threat offense.

Since we have the triple threat offense, we goin' state.

Touchdowns, Touchdowns, Touchdowns!
by qbhb13 January 19, 2011
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zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.
I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.
by T.I.S.F February 10, 2008
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Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.
Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
by Seshie January 11, 2009
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Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
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Comedic Offense

Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?

Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.

Person 1: What were they charged with?

Person 2: Comedic Offense...
by Purble! December 12, 2020
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