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selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.
Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.
by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022
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oblivious hetero

A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual
“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates
by Z95.1 April 20, 2021
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Oblivious

Adrien Agreste. There's nothing else to it.
Just search up "Adrien Agreste just a friend" and boom! Oblivious definition found.
by miraculous226 January 17, 2021
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obliviate

lovelyz: obliviate obliviate

me af: stream obliviate
by a~~~ June 8, 2021
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Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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oblivious to the internet

Not knowing of popular or growing trends/memes on the internet.
"Johnny is so oblivious to the internet! He doesn't even know what Dat boi is!"
by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2017
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