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bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.
Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.
by Fafhrd November 22, 2019
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Obvious troll is obvious

Used on MMO forums the world (of warcraft) over, this meme phrase means that someone is a troll. Or trolling.

Phrase is said to originate, like so many other annoying memes, from lolcats, in this case "longcat is long."
Nubbins: ZOMG I waz dieded wai does game SUK DIK much plz plz nerf thing that kill ME!!!!11

Player: Obvious troll is obvious.
by waru4u February 2, 2009
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intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.
"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan
by stupid_moron August 4, 2006
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Oblivious

Pretty much Harry Potter summed up in one word. I mean, he was clueless to the things straight in his face.
*made up*
Harry: How long has this been going on?

Hermione: Quite awhile, but for some reason you didn't know.

Ron: Yeah, mate. Your oblivious to nearly everything!

Harry: That isn't true!

Heemione: Harry, it is true.
by (×_×; November 3, 2016
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Captain Obvious

Saying something that is obvious, that didn't need to be said, and someone pointing out, wow, well done. Another comon term linked to this is also 'No Shit Sherlock!'
"It's Tuesday today." ... "Well done captain obvious."
by Emma H May 13, 2005
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Obvious Troll

Obvious Troll is a widely accepted term describing a forum contributor who contributes with very obvious posts or asks questions for which there are only obvious answers. Obvious troll posts are a subject to flames or flame wars on forums.
A: d(o.o)b
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question
by Noeh October 14, 2008
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captain obvious

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
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