a clever name for an oatmeal delivering service; it is a reference to the late 70's to early mid-80's American pop music duo Hall & Oates
first suggested by Zack Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live
first suggested by Zack Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Person 1: Wow! How did your oats get here so fast!
Person 2: Haulin' Oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!
Person 2: Haulin' Oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!
by JopertG December 17, 2010

A burlap sack with the appearance of a sack of oats, yet containing a "rocket gun". Concealment of illegal substances such as marijuana or crack in what appears to be a harmless burlap sack.
Officer: Sir, license and registration please, and could you please tell me what is in the backseat of the vehicle.
Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.
Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.
by Bassline May 25, 2006

Dude:"Where are you bro? REO Speedwagon is about to go on stage!"
Other Dude:" We're Hall'n Oats on the freeway man, we'll be there in five minutes!
Other Dude:" We're Hall'n Oats on the freeway man, we'll be there in five minutes!
by Liz Williamson May 15, 2008

by Oat chick January 26, 2018

by Spasticunicorn November 23, 2016

Hey man, were you able to score me that bag of the Holland Oats?
or
I'm no general mills, but i've been known to initiate 'scortched earth' on them holland oats
or
I'm no general mills, but i've been known to initiate 'scortched earth' on them holland oats
by John Blaze and Mary Jane December 14, 2010

A move in which a bi-curious male leaves a heterosexual encounter disapointed, and goes directly to a homosexual setting to finish.
Yo, man. Every time I go see a Michael Bolton concert... I end up doing a Hall and Oates to my poor girl.
by GMichaels January 15, 2011
