Nutitie

If you bust a nut on someone's daughter tites.

Erik :"This group of girls where at my place last night... "
Sam :"What happend?"

Erik :"Just some nutitie's"

by M_Mm June 29, 2019

Nutition

Can't spell nutition without nut or tit
Mean: ur a nut or tit

Ur a nutition expert

by Nut tit August 11, 2019

Nutritionicism

- Belief that your own nutritional diet is in every way, shape or form better then someone else'.
- Being certain that only people of your nutritional diet are right, and the opposite people are always inherently wrong.
- Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different nutritional diet.
- Excessive nutritional zeal.

(Mostly applies to Vegans always antagonizing meat-eaters for eating meat)

Vegan - You're a hypocrite for eating meat but also protesting animal abuse!
Meat Eater - Just because I don't like the animals getting abused doesn't mean I can't eat meat...
Vegan - OMG, that isn't even close to a response, like.. You're so wrong and I'm right!
Meat Eater - You're such a Nutritionicst...
Vegan - What's that?
Meat Eater - You don't know what Nutritionicism is!? Just look it up on Urban dictionary..-

by JAckKSpaRrrwoOwW April 20, 2020

NutitistoasterShrudle

A nutitustoastershrudle is a person whom is a clever, but also dumb person at one time - it is an adjective and is only ever used in english. It comes from the english words ''nutty'' ( a crazy person) ''-titis'' (end of disease names) ''toaster'' (only an idiot can hurt themselves on a toaster) ''Shrudle'' (a mushroom stool)

''you are such a nutitistoastershrudle'' Samantha said to Jeff

by IamTheSassyOne January 1, 2022

nutritional warfare

Increasing fiber to encourage the passing of gas.

I will utilize nutritional warfare to get my boyfriend to fart first in our relationship

by CIKU_120821 April 19, 2022

Nutztier

Someone who has a low bar when looking for a partner and got ran through by the whole football team.

Person A: I think she likes me bro!
Person B: Bro, she‘s a Nutztier, she likes everybody.

by HakFather October 29, 2022

nutrition Karen

People who forces a diet on people.

They are a nutrition karen for trying to force me to become a vegan.

by helloIhatepeople February 2, 2023