nutbaggin

Lickn'the back side of the nuts.

Karen and Ashley was nutbaggin'Greg til Ashley bit the skin of Greg's taint. Greg gave dat bitch a mushroom tattoo.

by Your Couzin November 19, 2005

Nutbar Nuts

Going your absolute craziest you can without being influenced by anything. This is usually something that will only happen a few times in your life. It is one of the greatest feelings there are.

Jenna: Boy, I'm real bored tonight
Leah: Well why don't you go nutbar nuts?
Jenna: That's a good idea
Leah: WOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
Later
Jenna: This feels FANTASTIC!

by Partyanimalsgoingnutbarnutz August 7, 2010

nut bra

a smaller version of the bra used to support a mens testicles. used mostly by old men who have saggy testicles

Man - "Dammit, i sat on my nuts again!"
Woman - "Should have been wearing your nut bra."
Man - "AHHHH!!"
Woman - "What happened this time?"
Man - "They fell in the toilet >.<!"
Woman - "You should have been wearing your nut bra."

by Pyroman October 23, 2005

nutbag

Scrotum sack.

I gotsta scratch ma nutbag.

by Phill McRacken January 12, 2003

Portuguese Nutcracker

When having sex with a girl doggystyle, before you ejaculate you remove your penis and stick it in her anus, while at the same time try to stick both of your nuts in her vagina. This is physically impossible due to the tug to cum ratio of the nuts.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I tried to give her a Portuguese Nutcracker... nearly thought my balls were going to fall off.

by osogato25 July 28, 2012

Nutcracker

When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker

Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010