nub

Term can apply to any of the above meanings (i.e. being a n00b different to newb and noob, leet user etc.) but can also mean a person who opens their eyes to something...let's say for instance using the term "..." or "XD" (just an example and yes, I know smeone actually like this) They will use "..." or "XD" every chance they get. The "..." or "XD" could apply to anything, but when they get smart, they won't flog (overuse) it death. They are extremely annoying until that point.

Nub: hey
Nub: ...
Person: Hey
Nub: Sup? XD
Person: Nothing
Nub: ...
Nub: Ok. Cool. XDDDD
Person: Brb
Nub: ...
Nub: XD Ok.

(I'm being very generous because I can't stand spelling like a nub)

by Chris September 14, 2005

nub

A small penis after erection. Especially used to describe the penis of fat men and body builders on steroids.

Jimmy is fat, therfore like most fat asses he is endowed with a nub, I'm sure. As for his brother, the body builder, still a nub!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007

nub

if you use this word or others like leet hacker n00b and pwn...you get home from school or work if you even bother to shower that day and you get on the computer and play computer games for hours upon hours you also think you sound really awesome when you call people such things as nublets and n00bies...you need to step away from the computer and into the social world. realize that everybody gets pissed off when freaks like you say these things. just stop. this is my advice.
Lots of Love,
Carey

Conrad:hey guys I got 678 that time!

Leroy:you nub! my lowest score is 1311.

by akfjdsfa March 20, 2007

nub

A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike

New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.

Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.

by Urban Dictionary October 29, 2002

nub

a term that idiots use instead of noob

Man, i have been online for such a long time that i dont know what life is. I have to shorten a four letter word so i dont get killed, on my videogame. beep beep beep.
dumbass

by awesome January 31, 2004

nub

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

nub

a nub is referring to a really short penis and/or other body parts

Max's nickname is nub because his penis is so short!

by Mitch8888 April 25, 2006