crotch novel 

a romance novel-duh!!

anything by Danielle Steele-she writes a lot of crotch novels

crotch novel by Steven B September 3, 2006

Novelty Nerd 

An individual who goes beyond normal means to be portrayed as a nerd for the social acceptance/"cool factor" while having no actual "nerd" characteristics. Said person will dress like a nerd (faux glasses, 80's apparel, etc...) and throw out the occasional Star Wars or Star Trek reference, but has probably only seen one move/episode.

I asked Joe to fix my laptop, but it turns out he's just a novelty nerd and doesn't really know anything about computers.

Novelty Nerd by 0x87 June 2, 2010

Novel 

N. An extremely long text or comment.

"When I asked what happened at the party yesterday, I didn't expect Tom to write me a novel about it.

Novel by Rutzraffereis23 January 5, 2011

Noellie 

A wonderful person to meet.

African, but not black!

Writes stories.

Her cat dresses better than her!

Smart and funny.

Noellie, the real definition.

Noellie by Herodsjdnnsjanakscn March 5, 2016

Noelle 

The most gorgeous, attractive, sweetest creature to walk the earth.

ily noelle :D

Noelle by d nigs mccerda January 13, 2009

novelty act 

A artistic performer with an act that is strongly linked to some particular gimmick that makes it stand out from the crowd, even though it has little intrinsic value, and is therefore likely to wear out its audience quickly.

The term sometimes refers to a performance itself, rather than the performer behind it.

- Lady Gaga's persona is all about outrageousness, extravagance and shock value, but as far as actual performance quality goes, it's safe to say that she is the biggest novelty act to come up in many years.

- The Blue Man group, initially conceived as a novelty act in the late 1980s, has demonstrated tremendous longevity, becoming a permanent fixture of the stage scene in cities like Boston, New York and Las Vegas.

novelty act by Noam Chomskie August 19, 2010

Novelist 

A person that writes novels; books that are 50,000+ words in length.

I'm allowed to use my laptop during earth hour if I'm on battery power, right? I can't help it, I'm a novelist and my storyline is too compelling right now to quit.

Novelist by maddie_1213 April 12, 2011