An activity performed in prison-
When a new prisoner enters jail, the other cons will instantly become aware that he is different- he is usually overweight, middle aged, balding and a social recluse. Because he is not the usual 'hard case' prisoner, the others will become aware that something is wrong. After a brief investigation, the prisoners will, correctly or incorrectly, assume he is a nonce (one who fiddles kids). This will rapidly lead to a 'nonce bashing' - an extremely violent form of vigilante justice, performed away from the guards, in some dark corner of the jail. This usually leads to death or serious brain damage.
Only performed on sex offenders, never on those who may have committed 'worse' crimes such as murder or regicide, because these are more 'manly' and commmon crimes. also a murderer is likely to put up more of a fight than a nonce.
When a new prisoner enters jail, the other cons will instantly become aware that he is different- he is usually overweight, middle aged, balding and a social recluse. Because he is not the usual 'hard case' prisoner, the others will become aware that something is wrong. After a brief investigation, the prisoners will, correctly or incorrectly, assume he is a nonce (one who fiddles kids). This will rapidly lead to a 'nonce bashing' - an extremely violent form of vigilante justice, performed away from the guards, in some dark corner of the jail. This usually leads to death or serious brain damage.
Only performed on sex offenders, never on those who may have committed 'worse' crimes such as murder or regicide, because these are more 'manly' and commmon crimes. also a murderer is likely to put up more of a fight than a nonce.
CONVICT1- "what's up with thatPeter Phile bloke?"
CONVICT2- "He's a nonce."
CONVICT3- "Fuckin' 'ell, LET'S BASH THE NONCE BASTARD!"
CONVICT2- "He's a nonce."
CONVICT3- "Fuckin' 'ell, LET'S BASH THE NONCE BASTARD!"
by Gwando November 11, 2003
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A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.
A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.
Person A: Did you hear that Person C was found with child pr0n on his hard drive?
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.
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