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The Nike Swoosh

During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.

First used circa 1920.
"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.
by Sir Jeremy September 18, 2018
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stark bollock naked

To be one hundred percent completely naked.
Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.
by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018
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Nike Pants

Skinny jeans that fit someone (usually female) very tight; almost like yoga pants.

This term came from the movie "Back to the Future Part II." In the movie, when Marty puts on his Nike MAG shoes, the power laces work their magic and make the shoe fit his foot tightly. This is the idea with these jeans when girls (or some guys) put them on. At first, when putting on these pants, they are loose but like with the shoes they immediately tighten on command and fit tightly on you. It is not sure if jeans like this actually exist but it is where the term originated.
"Daaaamn! Look at her! She's wearing nike pants again!"
"I know! Her ass looks so good in them!"
by Rajovi August 2, 2012
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Naked Dan

A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.
I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.
by sexydrunkbitch January 4, 2011
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Naked News

The greatest show, on at around 11pm on a weeknight on the australian television pay tv network, foxtel. The show involves attractive woman taking there clothes off while reading the news. The aim was to get modern day men into watching the news, however I don't listen to a thing i'm in my own zone watching them get naked.
Hey bro, did you see Silvia on Naked News last night because those pink and black panties were hot!!!
by bEATLe_PauL June 9, 2005
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stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.
I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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niced

mainly used in east london.

means being treated or being treated nicely.
person a: my dad niced me, g
person b: really what did he do?
person a: he bought me chicken and chips, innih
by nice_gurl November 2, 2017
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