Sweet Neptune

Sweet Neptune is another way of saying "oh my god" , "holy cow" , "oh my lord"

Neptune can also be used alone and it can mean: "being shocked", "being disturbed" or "suprised".

"SWEET NEPTUNE THAT SOUNDED WRONG!"

"OH MY NEPTUNE..."

"neptune no"

"MERCIFUL NEPTUNE" (sub for holy cow.)

by chingandchang November 15, 2016

Boy next door

The boy next door is a young male stock character who is often used in romantic stories. He is so named because he often lives next door to the protagonist or is a childhood friend. They start out with a mutual friendship that later often develops into romantic attraction.

I think im falling in love with the boy next door.

by astrologygf June 3, 2021

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 16, 2019

neptunes kiss

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

by cunningstunt June 11, 2004

Neptunic

Someone who only likes female, and non-binary people.

I identify as neptunic!

by tobiosunathing March 23, 2021

nexterday

The day after tomorrow. Also known as two days from now.
Similar to lasterday

Student 1: When is our test, is it tomorrow?
Student 2: No, I think its nexterday.

by Cerealkiller1 November 5, 2007

C U Next Tuesday

A polite way of calling someone a cunt.

" Fuckin C U Next Tuesday Bastard!"

by amy-jay November 27, 2004