Nevertember

The month that never comes, or what you can call september when it feels too frickin long.

Hey, what month is it?
Nevertember.
Huh?
Nevertember.

by Spider Kirby November 2, 2023

Neverething

When something has zero merit or no value , but matters so much in the moment.

Why did you get a divorce? It was NEVERETHING.

by LifeOfKnowledge October 4, 2025

Mt. Neverest

for tired Mom's or Dad's: refers to the endless pile of laundry that never diminishes, despite washing, drying & folding several loads day after day after day.

Also: For Mom's who breastfeed and start to feel like a farm animal, the baby is ALWAYS nursing.

I've nursed the baby 14 times today, I feel like Mt. Neverest.

by Waterspout May 11, 2011