Narwhal song

A song about narwhals. That is really annoying.

Narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion,
because they are so awesome

-Narwhal song

by bjhrbfajhwb May 9, 2009

Narwhal

An chunky to obese female coupled with unattractive facial features. A distinctly Southern Californian slang circa 1979, corresponding with the release of the B-52's breakthrough single, "Rock Lobster".

Setting - Madame Wongs West (a seminal New Wave club in West LA in the late 70's - early 80's)

Brozinsky 1 - "Dude, be on the lookout for any hot little surfer chix!"

Brozinsky 2 - "There goes a narwhal..wee-ooo, wee-ooo!" (done in your best Fred Schneider voice!)

by Chezdubz April 25, 2011

Narwhal-green

It is indiscribable but in simple terms it is all of the colors but, none of the colors at the same time.

Those pants are narwhal-green, as well as at headband

by NTe16 March 29, 2012

Nadwhack

The act of whacking (hitting, slapping, kicking, punching, pinching, etc. would go under the category of whacking) the testicles, used to express joy or disgust toward a male - often performed with a cleat

Girl 1 - Oh my gosh! Rick is so annoying. He keeps playing hard to get with me.

Girl 2 - Why don't you give him a good nadwhack? That'll punish him for being so annoying, yet he'll be completely charmed by your abrasive show of affection/anger. Here, take one of my cleats.

by ObeyTheWillow February 9, 2012

Narthanan

Someone who is always high on crack but will never admit it. The always show up everywhere while they are high. It seems like there isn't a moment when they are not high.

Dude 1: "Dude, are you high on crack?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just really tired."
Dude 1: "Wow, you're such a narthanan."

by 135E2W September 16, 2014

Narwhal.

A horn whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'

"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL.!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"

by DisasterLindsey. May 19, 2009

Narwhal

simple~ITS A UNICORN WHALE!!! there is a rare breed called the "flying narwhal" but that only happens in special cases where the narwhal gets attacked by evil tacos. Only then will this awesome flying defense kick in.

NARWHALS, NARWHALS
SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!

by i like......SQUIRRELS!! May 5, 2011