Napoleon Bonaparte

One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.

Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?

by aka_Pyro May 18, 2007

Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

Napoleon Hunting

When a big girl goes after a guy who is noticeably smaller in stature

Dude you see that chick wes left with
Yeah she was totally Napoleon hunting tonight

by Goolick August 1, 2008

Napoleon Dynamitus

Napoleon Dynamitus is what happens when a TV show and/or movie is so funny that people quote it until said TV show and/or movie is not funny anymore.

Napoleon Dynamite was good until it caught Napoleon Dynamitus.

by coolguyjim June 26, 2005

napoleon

A short dead dude.

"Bill, I'm waiting..."
"Ummm, he's dead?"
"So what you're telling me is Napoleon was a short, dead dude."
"Well yeah."

by Ted "Theodore" Logan October 6, 2011

napoleon dynamite

a movie that i personally enjoyed for its oddball humor.

a movie that some people hate just because a lot of buttholes quote it all the time and just because it's popular. hating napoleon dynamite just because a lot of other people like it is a bad reason to hate it. it's like hating peanut butter or jelly just because it's popular.

i watched napoleon dynamite and thought it was funny and a good movie overall. if you don't like my opinion, tough luck.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

Napoleon Cheems

Someone who is literally the smartest person around but everyone hates em.

Retroity muted Napoleon Cheems for Spam

by Jsiskahissis October 15, 2020