You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls 

When you are surprised over something

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!

You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls by Burt_308 July 16, 2008

You’ve got to be blowing my dad 

An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”

“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”

You’ve got to be blowing my dad by Pssssseudonym December 20, 2022

You have to be poking my butt 

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

You have to be poking my butt by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009

I'll be in my bunk. 

When something is sexual in nature, you say this. Similar to "That's what she said" or "bow chica bow wow."
Jayne Cobb says this after he saw Firefly's Companion and her female client.

Guy 1: Man that girl is hot.
Guy 2: I'll be in my bunk.

I'll be in my bunk. by The Garrison Wood February 10, 2012

Don't you want to be in my movie? 

I am disappointed with what you just said or did. (esp. in LA)

Me: Dude, can I borrow $10?
You: nope.
Me: Don't you want to be in my movie?

Don't you want to be in my movie? by Frank by Frank October 22, 2007

I'll be in my office 

To go to the restroom and drop some dung

A: hey, If anyone ask, tell them i'll be in my office
B: haha... ok . Drop it like it's hot!!!

I'll be in my office by ongdia April 2, 2009

Be still my heart 

An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.

Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!

John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!

Be still my heart by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022