Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.

Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".

by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Back To Back, I Feel Backed Up Yet Never Back Down To Master My Meat<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Back To Back, I Feel Backed Up Yet Never Back Down To Master My Meat<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Back To Back, I Feel Backed Up Yet Never Back Down To Master My Meat<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.

“Those shoes lame asf”

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024

Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.

“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008