i split my sides  

when something that is humorous or witty someone may say "i split my sides" refering to them laughing very hard

tim: whats 300 pounds, lives in the attic, only eats pizza and only drinks beer?
john: i dont know, what?
tim: you
barry: i split my sides

i split my sides by neonbrian December 21, 2008

Will i see my post? 

Mabye, mabye not you'll never know

Will i see my post? =probably not

Will i see my post? by Your mom ✌️ February 2, 2022

I shit my pants 

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

I shit my pants by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020

I Set My Friends On Fire 

I Set My Friends On Fire is a beast Screamo band from Miami Florida. The band formed in 2007 and the members include Matt Mehana (Vocals/Screams) and Chris Lent (Drums). Nabil Moo (Guitar, Bass, Vocals) was a former member who left then recently directed one of their music videos. Weird, I know. ISMFOF is currently touring with replacements for Nabil but are not yet part of the permanent lineup.

Albums Include:

"You Cant Spell Slaughter Without Laughter"

Songs to check out from this album:

Things That Rhyme With Orange

But The Nuns Are Watching

Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos (Best one in my opinion)

"Astral Rejection"

Songs to check out from this album:

It Comes Naturally

Excite Dyke

Astral Rejection

Oh, and by the way, these guys are AWESOME live! I recommend you guys go see them ASAP before Matt fucks up on something (hes a junkie).

Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 1: DUDE FUCK YEAH ITS SO DOPE!! I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE FOREVER!!!

Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 2: Yes I did, and im actually very disappointed.

I Set My Friends On Fire by GuppyIsAFish July 29, 2011

I sold my soul just for this mug 

This is one of the many things you could use to buy the urban dictionary mug!
Instead of wasting your hard earned money, you wasted something else instead!

"Bob, why does your mug say you sold your soul for it?"
"Because I sold my soul just for this mug"

I sold my soul just for this mug by MugManNumber932 October 15, 2020

i spy my little eye 

You and your friends just say I spy with my little eye and you say a color of a object without telling the object. Then they look and try to guess it

Jonny: I spy my little eye something that is green
Seon: is it grass?

Jonny: yes (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

i spy my little eye by Its_avi July 9, 2021

I Set My Friends On Fire 

The geatest fucking screamo band ever...fucking hilarious songs

What were you doing yesterday?
Listening to I Set My Friends On Fire AGAIN!

I Set My Friends On Fire by samurai ninja bastard December 17, 2008